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The Poop Deck in Malvern, Worcestershire

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3 rooms

The Poop Deck description

The Poop Deck is a charming, 17th-century, former inn located in the heart of the ancient riverside town of Upton-upon-Severn. The terraced cottage is arranged over three floors and is bursting with character features: exposed wooden floors, original beams, an immense inglenook and handsome furnishings. The Poop Deck enjoys a first floor living room, kitchen, dining room with wood burner, and a delightful, courtyard garden. A carport suitable for one small vehicle completes the property.
Upton is an ideal base for cycling, rambling and fishing holidays, with stunning countryside on your doorstep, and the Severn Way provides miles of riverside walks. The town boasts numerous excellent pubs and restaurants within walking distance of the cottage, so you won’t need to worry about driving.
Regency Cheltenham and the Cotswolds, as well as the Malvern Hills and Great Malvern, are just minutes away. The Three Counties Showground and the fabulous Malvern Theatres are an easy 10-minute drive. If you fancy a flutter, Cheltenham Racecourse, with its thrilling Open Meeting, Festival and Gold Cup, is a mere 20-minute drive!

There are plenty of activities in the immediate vicinity to keep you busy during your stay: superior golf facilities are available at Puckrup; the GWR Steam Railway operates throughout the year from Toddington; Gloucester Cathedral and Docks are a 20-minute drive, as well as the Cotswold delights of Broadway, Chipping Campden and Stow-on-the-Wold - a pleasant trip through the beautiful Gloucestershire countryside.
If you prefer a slower pace, boat trips will take you down the River Severn to the medieval town of Tewkesbury, and its glorious abbey. Shop, pub and restaurant 50 yards.Step to entrance. Ground floor: Dining room. Kitchen with dining area. First floor: Living room with wooden floor. 1 double (6ft zip and link, can be twin on request) bedroom. Bathroom with shower over bath and toilet. Open-tread stairs to second floor: 2 bedrooms: 1 double (5ft), 1 twin. Most rooms with beams.Wood burner in dining room (initial fuel inc). Gas CH, gas, elec, bed linen and towels inc. 23" Freeview TV. Gas hob. Electric oven. W/machine. T/dryer. D/washer. f/freezer. Wi-fi. Small enclosed courtyard garden with patio, sitting-out area and furniture. BBQ. Parking (1 car). Carport (1 car). No smoking.


  • Barbecue
  • Dishwasher
  • Main Fuel or Power incl.
  • Enclosed Garden / Patio
  • Garden / Patio
  • Golf nearby
  • Pub within 1 mile
  • Pets – no charge
  • Television
  • Woodburning Stove
  • Wifi
  • Short Breaks All Year
  • Bed Linen & Towels Included
  • Washing Machine
  • Green Scheme
  • Car Parking - On Site
  • Owner Services Region
  • Shared Inventory
  • Easybook

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